Round 22: BABF11 vs. 3F15.
BABF11: “Missionary: Impossible” (Season 11 / February 20, 2000)
Written by Ron Hauge
Directed by Steven Dean Moore
Showrunner: Mike Scully
I didn’t see this one when it aired on TV, only later when the 11th season came out on DVD. Watched it once, watched the commentary once, forgot about it. If not for this tournament I could have lived a long and happy life without ever thinking of or watching it again.
But here we are. I can forgive a lot. Plot holes, laser-shooting Teletubbies, an ending that should be the textbook definition of the word “lazy.” But what I won’t forgive is just not being funny. I laughed once. I sighed many times.
- Good couch gag. Reminds me of Paris.
- Is that PBS guy supposed to be some cheap Troy McLure knock-off?
- This is another episode where you can just switch out Homer for Peter Griffin, Bart for Brian, Marge for Lois and so on. “Family Guy” can be entertaining, but it’s also very forgettable. If an episode of “The Simpsons” is indistinguishable from one of “Family Guy,” it has no place in this tournament.
3F15: “A Fish Called Selma” (Season 7 / March 24, 1996)
Written by Jack Barth
Directed by Mark Kirkland
Showrunners: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
Phil Hartman at his very best, plus great performances from Julie Kavner and Jeff Goldblum. You know all the great bits and don’t need me to remind you.
In stark contrast to the episode above, this one has an actual story, with emotion, an arc, conflict and resolution. It also has a dozen quotable lines, great jokes, and a perfect musical number that has rightly found its place in pop culture history.
The clear winner: 3F15: “A Fish Called Selma.”